Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 18, 2010

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Bucky says, "I'm taking a survey in conjunction with the U.S. Census: As a vegetarian, do you consider vegetarians a minority group?" Rob says, "No." Bucky says, "Really? Hm. That actually bypasses the next eighteen questions?" Bucky says, "Umm... ok. How offended are you by all of the various derogatory terms used to refer to vegetarians?" Rob says, "Not at all." Bucky says, "Interesting. So you're not offended by being referred to as a 'weed eater'?" Rob says, "No." Bucky says, "I see. And are you offended by the term 'veg-o-matic'?" Rob says, "Nope." Bucky says, "How about 'cornivore'?" Rob says, "No." Bucky says, "'Fruit smoothie'?" Rob says, "Is there a point to this?" Bucky says, "I'll be honest. You're not allowed to know that." Satchel says, "Bucky, why does my census supplement ask me if I want to deport vegetarians?"