Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 09, 2011

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Satchel says, "Look what I got: Hamlet! It's not only brand new, it's signed by Shakespeare!" Rob says, "Aw fer? How much did you pay for that?!" Satchel says, "Five dollars. Bucky had some cheaper ones, but they were seconds. Shakespeare misspelled his signature." Rob says, "Satchel... Shakespeare died 400 years ago." Satchel says, "Bucky assured me that wouldn't lower its value." Rob says, "Oh my head... Satchel, Shakespeare never signed anything in purple marker." Bucky says, "What up, doggish. What up, pinkish." Rob says, "Well, wha'd'ya know. Bucky has a purple marker." Bucky says, "Wow. You're good. Woops, here's more breaking news: apparently bears utilize the forest as a toilet." Bucky says, "Now over to Satchel, who has a report on the comedic value of the pope's hat." Satchel says, "No I don't." Bucky says, "Woops, technical difficulties. Back ot you, Linda."