Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 06, 2011

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Bucky says, "Chicken broth for the soul? What's that mean?" Satchel says, "You never heard of giving chicken broth to someone when they're sick?" Bucky says, "Ok, so it's a recipe book? Is it just for soles, or do flounders eat chicken, too?" Bucky says, "And what do you give a sick chicken? Do chickens all go cannibal every tiem they get a little cold? Serves 'em right, then!" Satchel says, "What? No, 'soul' as in spirit thingy." Bucky says, "Well, chickens don't have souls, be they spiritual-, fish-, or foot-based. They're poofy little seafoodless robots with gnarly stick feet." Bucky says, "Or is it like a scare-you-straight kind of thing?" Bucky says, "'Cause I bet if you give a chicken a bowl with their pal's head floating around in it, he stops whining and starts laying bacon again, cluck sweet." Satchel says, "You're sick." Bucky says, "Well, gimme a chicken head in a bowl and maybe I'll shut up."