Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 20, 2011

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Bucky says, "Wow? is this the worst thing ever written, or have they just not translated everything etched on clay tablets yet?" Rob says, "It's just a thank-you note, Bucky." Bucky says, "That doesn't mean you can ignore theme! Or character development!" Bucky says, "'Dear Aunt Caity, thank you for the hand blender...' Thppp! Rubbish." Bucky says, "Here's what it should say: Dear Aunt Caity, I used your hand blender to neutralize an invading zombie. I owe you my life, thank you." Bucky says, "Ok, now I'll fix this one: Dear Uncle Time, the necktie you gave me was instrumental in bringing down a local drug cartel. And I love the pattern." Bucky says, "Now... if someone gave you a hammer, I could write the great American thank-you card."