Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 22, 2011

I do not want to know how satchel knows that.

I hear the ‘Electric eel oohs’ are shockingly good.

Oh @#%&*! not those jellyfish donuts again! uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrpppppppppppppp…

Satch, you only tried a jellyfish one.

The bream-filled ones might be betta, or the maple barbs.

Don’t be bullheaded, a bite might have you singing a different tuna.

And Bucky, if fish doughnuts don’t pan out, how about packaged snack cakes:

Moonfish Pies, or Horsefish Cup-Hakes, Ling-Dongs and Co-Hos?

Sea monkey’s would be nice to sprinkle on flakes.

And this, ladies and gentleman, is why you don’t rely upon fat cats to be job creators.

hahahaha! Satchel’s comment had me cracking up.

A friend of mine was on a business trip to Hong Kong, staying at a very nice hotel. She wasn’t sure what she might be able to order for breakfast, but the waiter asked “Do you take porridge?”. Porridge. OK, sounds safe enough. Which it would have been if it didn’t have fish heads in it.

How does he measure success? A lack of vomit?

Hmmm. Sole food for breakfast. I smelt it, just for the halibut … made me wanna go smoke some arowana. Now I’m mellow as a mummichog.

Who remembers this very punny number from the early ’80s?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEZG14eGmR8

This storyline and all the comments started it running through my head, so I had to look it up. It almost gave me a…it almost made my head hurt. (Sorry, couldn’t do it ;) )

Sorry, guess you’ll have to cut and paste the address. I don’t know how to embed a link here. :(

Does bucky get the jellyfish by jellyfishing with SpongBob?

Fresh baked Octo-Pie.

I read about an entertainer who was in Japan on tour. He was served jellyfish tentacles for dinner.

This is like a retarted slogan I saw on some little girl’s t-shirt “I put the chic in Freak”

Breakfish cereal?