Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 16, 2011
October 15, 2011
October 17, 2011
Transcript:
Satchel: Hey Bucky! Knock knock! I was beginning a joke, Bucky. Bucky: Correction: I knocked you. So endeth the joke. Satchel: You don't "get" a lot of jokes, do you? Bucky: Listen, chuckles, I don't "get" jokes, I give jokes. I'm a funlanthropist. Satchel: I've never heard you give a joke. Bucky: Ok. How many total kelvins does it take to change a light bulb? Satchel: How many? Bucky: You tell me. Satchel: Ho ho! It's a riddle! Bucky: Can't get anything by you. Here's a light bulb to figure it out. Satchel: Ooo. It's smooth! I think I'll just hold on to it. Bucky: Very well. Let the record show the answer to be "N/A."
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quickly24 about 13 years ago
so endeth the joke you total melvins; i am a funlanthopist. well, that be said, darby you out did yourself. mahalo
Varnes about 13 years ago
Um, am I a Melvin?
Varnes about 13 years ago
What’s a Melvin?
artybee about 13 years ago
Simple. It’s what Bill and Ted gave Death.
Ida No about 13 years ago
But the melvin really has to want to be changed.
doublepaw about 13 years ago
Milton Berle used to call a dork a George or a Melvin.
llong65 about 13 years ago
an old contractors ad. “there’ll be no melvins on this job” melvin was a clutsy carpenter.
jennyjenny about 13 years ago
It’s one of the phrases that doesn’t have to be explained: “total Melvin” just sounds like what it is intended to mean. If you have to ask, well…
Thehag about 13 years ago
Funlanthropist. Too great! A word to use often.
MelvinLott about 13 years ago
I can answer that…. just the three of us
hometownk Premium Member about 13 years ago
I’m glad it was explained before I had to ask. lol
If Darby was referring to the Milton Berle joke, it makes me wonder how old he is.
The-Great-Gildersleeve about 13 years ago
melvins …..well that certainly takes me through a pretty big time warp. it’s like calling someone a Les a’la WKRP.
revisages about 13 years ago
it must be me only, as i’d thought Satchel was showing more emotion lately. i did start noticing it more, myself. even today he oft has a wisehearted kindness tho he ends up saying naive things like, “o, how smooth.”
Varnes about 13 years ago
The POW, with it’s orange to yellow coloration is a nice touch…..
hometownk Premium Member about 13 years ago
Yeah, the old adage of “Dogs drool, Cats rule.”
tegm about 13 years ago
Great one. What I really love about this comic is that there’s a joke in almost every panel XD