Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 04, 2011
December 03, 2011
December 05, 2011
Transcript:
Satchel: I have a joke! Knock knock! Bucky: Who's there? Satchel: Ok, a german, a Canadian, and a can of beans walk into a bar and- Bucky: Why did you say knock knock? Satchel: I'm telling a joke. Bucky: Don't start it with knock knock. Satchel: Ok, so the German guy says knock knock! Bucky: I just said don't say that! Satchel: No, you said don't start it with that! Bucky: Aw, fer the love of... Who's there? Satchel: How many french chefs does it take to change a light bulb? One! Ha ha ha! Bucky: Huh? What does that even mean? Satchel: Wait, may it's two... What's funnier, one of two chefs? ...two? Two! Ha ha! Two chefs! Hold on, did the can of beans say that? What's the funnier, a german or a can of... Bucky?
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Half-remembered quotes from a guy with whom I once spent one of the longest evenings in my life:
“and then the cat……. no….. I mean the farmer said….. um…..the rabbit was…… ok where was I?”
(Picking up the ketchup bottle) "Ketchup! Well it can’t catch up with me…..hahaha….
Didja see what I did there? Can’t catch up with me.
Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m just funny like that."
“Sometimes I just can’t stand myself, I just keep making funnies.”
(Luckily I don’t remember much more cos I went into a coma.)