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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 15, 2012
March 14, 2012
March 16, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Now let's have a look at my horoscope chart. Satchel: Isn't that a trouble game board? Bob: It started it's life as a Trouble board, but it's been repurposed astrally. Satchel: Doesn't seem optimal somehow. Bob: Ok, now... Looking at the chart, i see that your moon is waxing and uranus is in opposition. Satchel: He's probably seeing my chart. I ate a wheel of cheese yesterday and I'm having problems. Bob: No, it's Bucky's, the stars never lie! Wait, that's gum. Let's start over.
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guswild almost 13 years ago
Repurposed? And how does a moon wax?
revisages almost 13 years ago
which way to the nuts? that way? ok.
doc white almost 13 years ago
A wheel of cheese is 25lbs. That had better of been sharp cheese,to cut it.
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
Satchel is rightâŠitâs trouble.Love the little remark on the side of the box theyâre playing on! âNutsâ pointing at Asstral Bob!
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
Oh, and BTWâthe moon âwaxesâ when it appears to grow bigger until the full moon, then it âwanesâ as it appears to grow smaller. And that is the result of a classical education! LOL
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
I think a moon waxes when it wears a thong!
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Does Uranus have rings?
thewoodman1 almost 13 years ago
your anus in opposition?now thatâs funnyâŠ
crobinson019 almost 13 years ago
And here I thought the moon Waxed EloquentâŠbut I agree about Uranus in opposition (Snerk)
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
If a moon waxes does a pressed ham shave?
Kathe almost 13 years ago
Bucky doesnât have much to say right nowâŠ.he seems subdued. But Satch is filling the void.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Check the jelly beanâŠ.
steverinoCT almost 13 years ago
Impress your friends! When the moonâs lit side is curved like the letter âDâ, it is waxing: it is going towards full, like the letter âOâ. When it is curved like the letter âCâ, it is waning, going to dark/new moon. D-O-C.
In the northern hemisphere, that is. Reverse it in the southern.
steverinoCT almost 13 years ago
âŠMarch 25th, the moon will be hanging out with Jupiter and Venus. Tonight is when those two planets are in conjunction.
cvdemers almost 13 years ago
Lately it seems as though Satchel has emerged as a suppressed philosopher⊠and Astral Bob has his head up Uranus.
gordrogb Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I LOVE the box with the arrow on it. Details like that remind me of my anal-retentive nature â kind of like Satch today â apparently. And â a wheel of cheese â that is always funny, I donât care who you are.
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
Sorry about that, Mechanic. Thatâs what happens when you live in a different timezone.
nordland45 almost 13 years ago
Thatâs a keeper .
woneta almost 13 years ago
The nuts are right
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
thatâs hilarious.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I wonder if Satchel was eating Baby Bel Gouda cheese with the red wax on it?You are supposed to take the wax off first Satchel!
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
I could swear that earlier this week for âGet Fuzzyâ, I made some wisecrack about being thankful for them not mentioning Uranus. However, it appears I did not. I must be slipping.
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Optimal? Satchel using such a big word for him. Must have been that wheel of cheese.
allencthulhu almost 13 years ago
Moon waxâŠfor those trouble places where you sit down.
kf6rro about 6 years ago
You ate the whole wheel of cheese? Iâm not even mad. Thatâs amazing.