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Bucky: Clippy! Come here, boy!
Satchel: Mr. Pincher! Over here! Why won't the clipboard come to one of us?
Bucky: It's thinking.
Satchel: It's been thinking for, like, an hour now.
Bucky: Truly, this clipboard has free will.
As one who carries a clipboard regularly, it would be nice if it would come when called. Clippy. I like that for a name. Pincher sounds too painful.