Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 21, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: So in my story, satan summonses an army out of the ground and- Satchel: Hold on, the most evil being ever creates an army to take over the world... ...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers? Bucky: Zombies, Satchel. Satchel: Ha ha! Sorry, zombie gophers aren't really any scarier.
revisages over 12 years ago
is this when the lord’s army of vampire angels comes to fight?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
At least there is no mention of holy moley!
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s a lot of summonses. Is Satan issuing legal documents to compel the zombie gophers to appear before the court?
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
These gophers, would they be regarded as landed immigrants or refugees?
falstaff2 over 12 years ago
But all the gophers want to do is run errands and gopher coffee!
Varnes over 12 years ago
Wait a minute…..Is Chris Moore guest writing this?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Gopher delivery for zombies….“And how would you like you brains, sir..?”
J Short over 12 years ago
I’m not gophering this either Satchel.
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
He “summonses” them? You mean he serves them with subpoenas?Well, yeah…I guess you could call Satan the lawyer from hell…
kathyabk over 12 years ago
Always love this comic. What a fun way to start the day!!
rolleg over 12 years ago
The satanic invention: accordions.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
After facing down Death, Satch aint afraid of a zombie apocalypse.
Spamgaard over 12 years ago
What do zombie gophers eat? Grains. Grains! Graaaaaaainz!
nyoha over 12 years ago
Satchel has forgotten about the time he made a crucifix out of pencils when Bucky tried to escape being grounded.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
Just what we needed, a gopher zombie apocalypse…
tigre1 over 12 years ago
When Satch gets an idea in his head…it’s in there pretty solidly.
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
He summonses them, my precioussss.
Bruce McKinney Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh, Satchel, Satchel, Satchel! You’re one of a kind (thank goodness!).
fixer1967 over 12 years ago
I am starting to see why Buck is the way he is
DrBonehead over 12 years ago
Now I understand! I don’t just have gophers in my garden, I have zombie gophers. (How do you get rid of zombie gophers? silver spade? wooden pitchfork? flame thrower roasted my peppers on the vine.)
Clearstream over 8 years ago
Poooor pooor Satchel