Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 22, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Let me explain my story again. Satan calls forth an army from the ground-- They're not gophers, they're undead. With me so far? Aw, fer... Let's just say undead are monsters that rise up out of the ground. It's all very unholy. Satchel: How do they get out of the ground if there aren't any holes? Bucky: Because the horned one commands them to, that's how! Satchel: Sounds like your evil goat should give his not-deads a shovel.
The jahoves would knock on my door at 7am every week because I lived at the end of the block.I asked nicely 2 or 3 times to skip me to no avail. Next visit I took off every stich of clothes and opened the door. They ran away screaming and never bothered me again!