Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 11, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel: Why couldn't I be smell dog if I was a superhero? Bucky: Because it's not special. Ok, what if batman was a bird, not a man? Satchel: Then he'd be catbird, I guess. Bucky: Exactly. Useless. Nor will there ever be an aqua fish. Or a visible woman. Or a credible hulk. Satchel: Wolverine doesn't sound special, but he's quite tough. Bucky: I'm sure his license says "Wolverine Man," though. He just goes by one name, like Madonna. If he was plain Wolverine, animal control would just come trap him with a meatball.