Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 07, 2013
April 06, 2013
April 08, 2013
Transcript:
Rob: Mmf. Bucky: Did you just shove an entire banana in your mouth? Rob: Um un a hurry. Bucky: For what. The lead role in a monkey documentary? Rob: My nearest relatives are apes, not monkeys. Bucky: Yeah? And how's that workin' out for ya? Ever got a birthday present from an ape? Ever open the door and find a bunch of succulent grubs with a note saying, "long time, no eat fleas off you"? You wish you had monkey relations. Satchel: He's right. Rob: Oh, don't you start. Satchel: All I'm sayin' is, a monkey will give you a little show now and then. Bucky: poop less, too.
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My nearest relatives live in Montana, i.e. my uncle and his family…we never were apes. We wear clothes (no reason for animals to), talk, build cities, go into space, while animals have remained animals….we’re not close at all, for we weren’t even made to be animals.