Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 12, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel: Rob says you have to clean your litter box. Bucky: Kinda busy right now. Shove. Satchel: He told me to make you do it. Bucky: No one can make me do anything, I have my own free will. Satchel: At this point I am authorized to offer you an incentive package of two dollars. Bucky: Two bucks and a quarter. Satchel: He told me to make you do it. Bucky: No one can make me do anything. I have my own free will. Satchel: At this point I am authorized to offer you an incentive package of two dollars. Bucky: Two bucks and a quarter. Satchel: On buck and a dollar. Bucky: Deal. Satchel: Ha ha! Free will, eh? Sounds like you've got cheap will! Bucky: And two Bucks!
Lesson here: Everyone’s free will has a price. Bucky’s is 2 bucks. Seems fair.