Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 22, 2013

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Bucky Katt: Vampires are so stupid. Satchel Pooch: How so? Bucky Katt: Vampires hang out with werewolves, right? Satchel Pooch: Probably you see them together. Bucky Katt: And what happens to you when you get bit by a werewolf? Satchel Pooch: Uh...do you turn into a werewolf? Bucky Katt: So why don't vampires let werewolves bite them? Satchel Pooch: Why would they want that? Bucky Katt: Because then he'd be uber! He'd be a were-vampire-wolf! You show up at that guy's castle with a stake and he shreds you like a newspaper and plays fetch with the stake. All villains and superheroes are fundamentally flawed...they're human-based. Why aren't they cat-based? Satchel Pooch: Because they'd sleep all day and poop in the phone booth? Bucky Katt: You don't want to get me angry. Satchel Pooch: Or what? You'll puff up and pee green all over my stuff? Are you the incredible sulk?