Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 16, 2014
Transcript:
Bucky: What's wrong with the hours on your book? Satchel: It's a unicorn. Bucky: What's that mean? Satchel: You know like a horse, but with a thing sticking out of its head, the corn or whatever. Bucky: Horse with corn stick out of its head? Satchel: I'm blanking on the actual vocabulation of the, um... Bucky: So what is it? The result of some industrial farm accident? Reset the days without an accident sign, Elmer! Ol' thunderbolt fell face-first into the silo again! Put 'im with the two cumbers and the primates cut back, Zeke! Satchel: What's a two-cumber? Bucky: Not yet pickles... No longer a pig. Horrible accident.
Well, it might have fallen into the candy corn. Where would that leave him?