Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 31, 2018

“Just like you did with that lobster in Maine?”

“If its got a rear end, I’ll kick it.” I like that sentiment, idiot cat that you are.

A boy in my 4th grade class was always saying this. One day, most of the 4th grade boys got together and took turns beating him up (no I did not participate).

Let’s meet that seal,shall we?

And, of course, Satchel’s response would be “If it’s got a rear end, I’ll sniff it.”

I remember an arc where a Bucky got beat up by a chicken…

I remember an arc where a Bucky got beat up by a chicken…

Satch obviously doesn’t know what a Seal is either. Very puzzled look.

“I never saw a purple porpoise, I hope to never see one…”

Saw a purple porpoise once. Back in ’86, I think it was. Never took another drink, never saw another purple porpoise. Think there may be a connection?

Bucky, if he ever comes around, your fate is Sealed !

Ironic that Bucky mentions the kicking of rear ends, since I somehow sense his is about to have the same done to it. By whom? Take your pick.