Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 20, 2018

Was that Pig from PBS?

I have to pee… and I’m hungry for bacon.

I just want to roll in my own filth.

Bucky offering help Gratis? He must be getting soft in the twilight of his Ninth Life!

And this little piggy bought Geico insurance.

Bucky has an odd view of life.

attributed to Lyndon Johnson, “Never pass up a chance to take a leak.”

Wait. Satch has a fourth little piggy. What did it do?

Great imitation of a piglet, Buck!

Gee, I don’t remember my mother teaching me that version. But speaking of such things, WARNING – POSSIBLY TMI IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE: I had to go to the doctor the other day because I was having symptoms of a urinary tract infection. I had drunk 2 bottles of water before I left home to be prepared for giving the specimen. After waiting 35 minutes, the need became urgent, and I spoke discreetly to the receptionist, asking for a specimen cup, but she didn’t seem to comprehend, even when the other receptionist explained it to her! Finally, a man standing at the next window said loudly, for all the waiting room to hear, “SHE NEEDS SOMETHING TO PEE IN!” That worked – in less than 5 minutes I was in the back bathroom with my cup!

Just lift leg and aim to your right Satch…..