P1: Mimi orders a chunk of log with a stick poking out of it. So does Corina. Nobody has any idea why, but it’s the Milford way.
P2: Alexa’s Dirty Sanchez is Milford’s new fashion craze now that the Mood Rings craze has petered out.
P3: “So, Random Skanky Looking Waitress who has obviously been ridden hard and put away wet, what should I do with the life changing decision to move to Milford and surrender to the Twilight Zone? I value your opinion more than anyone else in the world because you have no idea what we’re talking about and that makes you completely objective.”
“Don’t look at me, Honey. I just give the boys the cherry pie that they all see me for. They don’t come as often any more because at this age they’re all sour cherries. Lately, it’s just been the pits.”
P1: Mimi orders a chunk of log with a stick poking out of it. So does Corina. Nobody has any idea why, but it’s the Milford way.
P2: Alexa’s Dirty Sanchez is Milford’s new fashion craze now that the Mood Rings craze has petered out.
P3: “So, Random Skanky Looking Waitress who has obviously been ridden hard and put away wet, what should I do with the life changing decision to move to Milford and surrender to the Twilight Zone? I value your opinion more than anyone else in the world because you have no idea what we’re talking about and that makes you completely objective.”
“Don’t look at me, Honey. I just give the boys the cherry pie that they all see me for. They don’t come as often any more because at this age they’re all sour cherries. Lately, it’s just been the pits.”