Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 05, 2023

End of Year One Report Card:

Gil – C (being generous here)

Mimi – B+

Keri – D

Jami – C

Kaz – B++ (for having the good sense to get out)

BHHL – D-

Meemaw – C (for not having the good sense to check out)

Marty Moon – B+ (for a year of sobriety)

ToBe – D-

Beth the Bartendress – A- (for making Gil’s stiff Old Fashioneds)

Pedro the pitcher – A

Pedro the Pool Boy – Incomplete, whereabouts unknown

Kareem Abdul Jabbar – A+ (for the Apache Offense, or whatever it was called)

Rod Whigham – C+

Henry Barajas – F-

Snarker Nation – A++