Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for December 22, 2024

"Girth"quake.

“You really need to stay out of Whammy Bars. Otherwise your organs are going to stop on Tremolo.”

But what about that ringing in my ears?

That’ll be $500. Pay at the desk on your way out

Ah yes………buzz…………..

What’s this fear all about??

You’ve got your earthquake detection notification set to too low a Richter number. :)

This isn’t the right one. The pysciatrist says yoga is a good stress reliever if you stick your toe in your ear.