Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for September 19, 2011
September 18, 2011
September 20, 2011
Transcript:
Michael: Grandma, how long have you had this old car of yours?
Grandmas: I've had it ever since it was a few years old.
Michael: And what kind of trade-in did the dealer give you for your horse?
Grandma: Oh, very funny.
LLABDDO over 13 years ago
With that old car, it’s not miles per gallon. It’s gallons per mile.
Uskoke over 13 years ago
It wasn’t a horse, Michael, it was a mule!
hippogriff over 13 years ago
Ah yes, the “mating sharks” model, came right after the “cow-hips fenders”.
Creature950 over 13 years ago
A hoarse? Come on, everyone knows it was a carriage. ;-)
Joe_Minotaur over 13 years ago
Our car was so old, you had to count the tree rings to see what year it was made in.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 13 years ago
The twins still don’t like the car.
lindonc over 12 years ago
Nothing floats like a big old boat!