Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for January 17, 2014
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Transcript:
Meet our class pet! I need your help coming up with an appropriate name for him. Well, since he's a slowpoke, retreats into his shell all the time and sits around doing nothing we should name him... Turtle! Turtle is a great name!
“Come, crown my brow with leaves of myrtle,I know the tortoise is a turtle.Come, carve my name in stone immortal,I know the turtise is a tortle.I also know, to my profound despairI bet on one to beat a hare;I also know I am a pauperBecause of its turtly, tortly torpor. – Ogden Nash, narration to Saint Saëns “Carnival of the Animals”
PapaBishop over 10 years ago
Looks like a tortoise to me.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Cooter.
junieb over 10 years ago
Shelldon.
grapefroot over 10 years ago
McConnel
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Was gonna say ‘Elvis’,…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Not a good name Mr. D..
hippogriff over 10 years ago
“Come, crown my brow with leaves of myrtle,I know the tortoise is a turtle.Come, carve my name in stone immortal,I know the turtise is a tortle.I also know, to my profound despairI bet on one to beat a hare;I also know I am a pauperBecause of its turtly, tortly torpor. – Ogden Nash, narration to Saint Saëns “Carnival of the Animals”