Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for February 13, 2013

You look like you could lose a few yourself, Gray.

What a unique way to commit suicide.

I’ll go get the blanket and pillow for him.

Oh, you’re in big trouble mister. Hope the couch is comfy… ;)

…..said the guy with the fat gut spilling over his belt

Dead Meat !

That Gray is an old smoothy.

I believe that qualifies as an “Epic Fail”.

Can you say, “Doghouse”?

Oh no! You shouldn’t have given it to her.

He’s thinking of what HE would like, not what she wants.

Practical, but not on Valentine’s day.