Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for November 03, 2018

Tick-tock.

I prefer the term “elder statesman!”

The kid was being polite…..What he really wanted to say was Geezer.

I like the discounts

My barbers been giving me a senior discount for 2 years and I’m still 2 years short of the proper age but I don’t complain.

My beard went grey before I turned 50. Several places gave me senior discounts because of that. I just made up the difference in my tips.

I’ve been eligible for a few years, but only recently started asking for it.

Getting old has to be good for something!