A samurai in full armor is in line at security for the airport. The TSA agent stops him and shows him a bottle of moisturizer. TSA Agent: I'm sorry sir, this moisturizer is more than three ounces.
Seriously? The airport says you can only have 3oz moisturizer? Or 3oz bottles of stuff? They control that too? What has become of this world?
Seriously? The airport says you can only have 3oz moisturizer? Or 3oz bottles of stuff? They control that too? What has become of this world?