Airquote, "Dictionary" "Friend" Noun (Frend) A person who you don't know that annoys you on Facebook. Example: My "friend" won't stop inviting me to play candy crush.
And the dog’s version is: “Friend, when you lick their hands because there is cheese spread on it, not because you like them.”
And the dog’s version is: “Friend, when you lick their hands because there is cheese spread on it, not because you like them.”