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Heart of the City by Steenz for November 06, 1999
Transcript:
Mom: Really Heart, what are we going to do about your school work? Heart: What's the big deal, mom? It's not like I'm gonna need all this math and science junk! I'm hollywood bound, Lady! I'm gonna be a big star! Movies! Television! Heck, maybe even a comic strip! Do you think Gwyneth Paltrow has to know how to do long division?! Mom: As a matter of fact, Gwyneth Paltrow is quite well educated! Even speaks Spanish. Heart: Yes, And I'm sure when they were casting for 'Shakespere in love' the first thing they asked for was her SAT scores. Mom: Well. I'll bet she sleeps better at night knowing she has an education to fall back on.
Just wait till Youtube becomes a thing. Then you can be a big star with no education by family vlogging.