Heart of the City by Steenz for December 27, 1999
Transcript:
Heart: Dear Diary, This is the moment we've been waiting for..I got kissed for the first time by a boy! Well, it was just Dean, not like my boyfriend or anything. In fact, I guess he's not really a "normal boy" in the true sense. See, he's a "Start Wars" freak and he talks to his action figures and he speaks fluent Klingon and he dresses up like spacemen and.. You're ruining my diary!! Dean: I'm sorry!
Uh, no. You can like Star Wars and Star Trek, but you cannot be able to quote every SW line AND speak fluent Klingon.