Heart of the City by Steenz for February 01, 2000
Transcript:
Heart: Hey, Mom! I need a washrag! Mom: Do my ears deceive me? Is the original "Miss Piggy" actually planning to wash herself in the bathtup? Well, I'm proud to see you're finally taking some responsibility for your own personal hygiene. Heart: Aww, shhhh. It's ok, go back to sleep. The scary lady's gone now.
Give it some time, mom. Eventually, she’ll become obsessed with hygiene. That is, if she lives up to the classic stereotype for women.