Heart of the City by Steenz for March 26, 2000
Transcript:
Heart: Why can't I get real formal wear?! Dean: How come "the Phantom Menance" wasn't nominated for best picture?! Mom: What the heck was she thinking with that dress?! Voice from TV: Yes! Who will the lucky winners be? Yes, folks, tinseltown's magic hour had come at last! The 72nd annual academy awards! The dazzeling designer dressses! The glittering gems! Nothing is too good for Hollywood's biggest and brightest stars! And the world holds its breath as filmland's royalty makes its way down the famous red carpet... for tonight there is only one question on everybody's lips...
Dominic Angelini’s about to die and Mark Tatulli’s goes “ACADEMY AWARDS ! ! !”