Heart of the City by Steenz for December 18, 2000

Transcript:

Heart: Holy shamoley, Mom! You gave your phone number to Alicia Hopper's Dad?! What for?! Mom: Probably because he asked me for it. Heart: But Mom! Alicia is my arch-enemy! You're not gonna go out with her Father, are you?! Mom: Oh, I don't know..depends if he calls or not. Heart: "Men are such jerks." Remember the ol' mantra, Mom?! What happened to that bitter woman I know and love? Mom: I've adopted a new mantra: "Mind your own beeswax."