Heart of the City by Steenz for December 21, 2000
Transcript:
Mom: C'mere, Heart, I want to talk to you for a minute...Would it really bother you so much if I went out on a date? Heart: No, Mom, but we're talking about Alicia Hopper's Father here...I mean, what if you guys fall in love? And then you get married? Before you know it, Alicia becomes my evil stepsister and I'm wearing rags, scrubbing floors and sweeping out the chimney flue! Mom: Yeah, but doesn't this story have a happy ending? Don't you marry a prince or something? Heart: No, Mom, I become a famous movie star and write a "Tell-All" book about you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Heart, mommy has needs.