Heart of the City by Steenz for March 16, 2001
Transcript:
Dean: Ah, noble swain! We are here at the behest of a fair maiden! Dean: We are on a glorious quest to return this parcel to its place of origin. Consider said obligation fulfilled! Video clerk: Yo, Dude. You didn't rewind the tape! What's up with that? Dean: Alas! The mission tainted! A knight besmirched! Let me fall upon my own sword to know peace! Video clerk: Whoa! Take a pill, dude! It's only a 50-cent charge!
Just run out the store.