Heart of the City by Steenz for December 17, 2001
Transcript:
Santa Claus: Well now, little lady, what can Santa bring you for Christmas? Heart: I want my Dad. Let me give ya the back story...See, my Dad left me and my Mom when I was a baby..heck, I never even saw him in real life...Just videos and pictures, like a movie star or something. Anyway, I found this tree ornament he gave me before I was born. It says, "Our First Christmas Together"...and I figure it's a sign! A sign that we'll be together at last! And who best to make a Christmas sign come true but Santa Claus? So what do you think, big guy? Santa Claus: I think I should've taken that job in men's shoes. Heart: C'mon, Nick, you did it for Natalie Wood! She wanted a whole house! I just want a lousy Dad!
Sounds like she already has a lousy dad!