Heart of the City by Steenz for March 30, 2002
Transcript:
Heart: Mom, why do we dye eggs for Easter? Mom: Because some genius somewhere decided that Mother's don't have enough work to do and enough messes to clean up, so a day was set aside to create huge, non-removable, multi-colored stains everywhere. Heart: That doesn't sound very religious. Mom: I assure you, lots of prayers for strength are involved.
I swear to god.