Heart of the City by Steenz for August 20, 2002
August 19, 2002
August 21, 2002
Transcript:
Mom: My bank account is overdawn. I'm up to my eyeballs in debt. I never spend any real time with my daughter 'cause I'm always working. And I have three new gray hairs..in my ear! Gimme a sign, Lord! Show me that my life isn't a complete joke! Heart: Mom! They just said on TV...Angelina Jolie got engaged to Michael Jackson! They've already exchanged vials of blood! Mom: Hooray for Hollywood! Heart: They want the maid of honor and best man to be Liza Minelli and E.T.
Fake Entertainment News. And that’s saying something.