Heart of the City by Steenz for November 27, 2002
Transcript:
Dean: Ben Franklin thought our national bird should have been the turkey...he said that the bald eagle was lazy and cowardly...the turkey, he said, was a true native of America, a bird known for its bravery and intellect. Heart: Ben Franklin was a genius, but he didn't know zip about advertising.
I think the US should have used a pigeon.