Heart of the City by Steenz for March 19, 2003
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Transcript:
Dean: Well, I can't go to the battle of Helm's Deep with you, Legolas...I have a giant book report about bows and arrows that's due tomorrow! Legolas: Oh, fine! Great! The last remnants of mankind will perish because you don't want to get a "zero"! Dean: Hold the phone, Legolas! You can help me! Legolas: Me? Do a book report? Dean: Nobody knows more about bows and arrows than an archer from Mirkwood! Legolas: Can your teacher read Elfish runes?
Can he not just do his book report on LotR? I mean, he didn’t just watch the movie; he read the books too, right? … What am I saying.