Heart of the City by Steenz for March 30, 2003
March 29, 2003
March 31, 2003
Transcript:
Animal Rights activist: This red paint represents the blood of the millions of animals slaughtered annually in the name of vanity!! Character in fur coat: Hahahahaha! You animal rights nuts really crack me up! Just look at yourself! Character in fur coat: Without even knowing it, you're turning people against your cause because your methods are so wacko-crazy! Character in fur coat: And that's just fine with me, 'cause I've been dying to wear fur for years, only I was worried about the social faux pas! Not anymore! Character with fur coat: Thanks to nut-jobs like you, fur coats are back in style! And I look glamorous! I look like a movie star! I look like a queen! Heart: No offense, lady, but that coat makes you look fat. Heart: There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Unfortunately, that lady has tapped into something that motivates a lot of peoples dumb beliefs. Hate SJWs? Become a chud who thinks he can say the n-word without being black. Hate neo-liberals? Police all their language until they switch to the alt-right. Think you’re better than both these groups? Become a centrist with no real position yet have a condescending attitude to everyone who disagrees with you.