Heart of the City by Steenz for November 26, 2003
Transcript:
Dean: Heart! You can't just walk into the Hollywood gossip columnist's office! Heart: Are you kidding, Dean? What newspaper person can resist an exclusive story about the next hot Hollywood star?! Dean: Yeah, but "exclusive" in your case means nobody else wants to write about you. Heart: Remind me never to let you write my press releases.
It would probably be full of some Star Wars or LotR references anyway.