Heart of the City by Steenz for December 13, 2003
Transcript:
Dean: I don't get it, Heart... how are we going to make your Mom stupider? Heart: By reminding her what it's like to be a kid again! Mom said when she was a kid there was one doll she always wanted but never got! I'll surprise her with that doll and then she's sure to get her Christmas spirit back! Dean: I have a feeling the real surprise will come when she sees the eBay charge on her credit card bill.
It won’t be a surprise so much as a shock and followed by rage.