Heart of the City by Steenz for January 07, 2004
January 06, 2004
January 08, 2004
Transcript:
Heart: Still no letter from George Lucas? Dean: Nope. Heart: Well, maybe he's just taking his time to write a thoughtful response. Heart: Then again, maybe he pinned your letter up in the lunchroom so everybody could have a good laugh. Dean: Ok, you're not helping.
“To Dean,
Drop dead, loser. I’m adding a scene to episode 3 where it turns out the real Obi-Wan died and was replaced by Jar Jar Binks. That’s right, I’m retconning the original trilogy so that Ben was Jar Jar in an elaborate disguise the whole time. And the credits will have a message thanking you for inspiration as well as your address.
Eat $&%#,
George Lucas"