Heart of the City by Steenz for November 28, 2004
Transcript:
Heart: Mom! Mom! Help!! Momm!! This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system! Had this been an actual emergency, like an ax-murderer or a monster in my closet, you'd have to protect me with your full motherly instinct! This has only been a test. Nicely done, Mom! You beat your last time by three seconds! But you forgot weapons again! Mom: Heart, are you familiar with the boy who cried wolf?
You know the lesson of that story? “That you should never tell the same lie twice.” – Garrick, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine