Heart of the City by Steenz for October 11, 2005
Transcript:
Heart: What could a space alien possibly want with my Mother?! Dean: They're using her, Heart! They probably tricked her with some sort of alien brain scan-thing, and right now they're implicating her in their nefarious scheme for world domination! Space Alien Character: ...That's 10% off with the coupon and a free tube of fake blood with each purchase!
Ah, got it right.