Heart of the City by Steenz for December 13, 2005
Transcript:
Heart: Mom?! Mom: What's got into you, girl? Yer acting stranger than a possum in a snare. Heart: Ok, having Calamity Jane as a Mom is gonna take some getting used to. Mom: What's wrong, Heart? Ain't you happy to have a li'l piece o' land to call our own? Heart: I'm all for it, Mom, as long as there's room service! Mom: Ya bumped yer head when we hit that ditch 'round 'bout snake river, didn't ya.
Calamity Jane was apparently a prostitute.