Heart of the City by Steenz for March 25, 2007

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Newscaster:...We interrupt our program for this breaking news... ...This is just being reported: Britney Spears has shaved the "Nike" logo into what reamins of her hair... ...we now go to Rita Cosby who is live on the scene... Rita Cosby: Thank you and good evening! We have the exclusive video of the exclusive story that I'm bringing to you exclusively! Hold on! I'm just getting word... in other breaking news, Britney has now decided to let her underarm hair grow wild! Paris Hilton has reportedly commented: "Ewww! Gross!" We will stay Mom: I remember a time when news reporters actually reported the news. Heart: This ain't the news, Mom... it's show biz!