Heart of the City by Steenz for February 15, 2013

Dean… Move on with the who shot whom first thing,

Greedo stuffed it, nuff said.

Since when was this Greedo thing an issue? Did I miss something the first time the movie was released? I distinctly remember Solo didn’t wait for Greedo to shoot.

Just as long as they don’t insert Rick Astley into the Cantina scene.

Just like spielburg replacing the weapons in E.T. with “Walkie Talkies”, lucas has exposed himself as a hack. Neither can be forgiven.

In the age of blasters, nobody shoots second.

In response to one of Dean’s previous campaigns against the “Greedo Draws First” revision, another poster (name escapes me) and I coined the verb “to Lucas”, which means “to change without improving.”

Hey simpsonfan2, does Abrams owe you money?

Get over it Dean.

If Indiana Jones could shoot the Arab swordsman, why can’t Han Solo shoot Greedo?

Shut. Up.