Dean: Wow! A whole apology letter from Heart! I have no idea what to expect! Dear doofus, Dean: Ok, except for the "Dear", that's sort of the apology letter I was expecting...
Slightly reminds me of a letter during my LDS missionary service I got from a girlfriend (a friend that happens to be a girl, people) back home that started out “Dear Monty.” I wondered who was Monty for my name isn’t Monty (for privacy’s sake, my name’s Marty). I told my parents to tell her parents to tell her what happened. When she wrote back, it turned out she unknowingly and accidently put my letter in Monty’s envelope.
Slightly reminds me of a letter during my LDS missionary service I got from a girlfriend (a friend that happens to be a girl, people) back home that started out “Dear Monty.” I wondered who was Monty for my name isn’t Monty (for privacy’s sake, my name’s Marty). I told my parents to tell her parents to tell her what happened. When she wrote back, it turned out she unknowingly and accidently put my letter in Monty’s envelope.