Howie Mandel told a story on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno wherein he recounted a trip to a mall with his wife. He said they were in a department store with an open display of cosmetics and eye shadows. While his wife’s back was turned, he dipped a different finger tip in about eight different colors of shadows. Then, over the course of the next 15 minutes, he told his wife, “You have a smudge on your forehead, let me wipe it off.”….. “You have a piece of fuzz on your cheek, let me brush it off for you.” …… and so on, until he said his wife, unbeknownst to her, looked like she was wearing war paint..Then he told her, “Holy cow, I’m late for an appointment — we gotta get back to the car.” He started walking with her trying to keep up, and just kept accelerating his pace until he was running with her running about 10 feet behind him..Then he said he started waving his arms and hollering “Help.” He said about a dozen people called 911 to report a crazy lady chasing a man through the mall..Heart + Dean + makeup = somebody better watch out.
Howie Mandel told a story on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno wherein he recounted a trip to a mall with his wife. He said they were in a department store with an open display of cosmetics and eye shadows. While his wife’s back was turned, he dipped a different finger tip in about eight different colors of shadows. Then, over the course of the next 15 minutes, he told his wife, “You have a smudge on your forehead, let me wipe it off.”….. “You have a piece of fuzz on your cheek, let me brush it off for you.” …… and so on, until he said his wife, unbeknownst to her, looked like she was wearing war paint..Then he told her, “Holy cow, I’m late for an appointment — we gotta get back to the car.” He started walking with her trying to keep up, and just kept accelerating his pace until he was running with her running about 10 feet behind him..Then he said he started waving his arms and hollering “Help.” He said about a dozen people called 911 to report a crazy lady chasing a man through the mall..Heart + Dean + makeup = somebody better watch out.